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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Old show for you to reference #1: Doug

Doug and the gang here are quite the group have a conversation about.

For intensive purposes, I'll set you up where this conversation always goes between friends, and where you can take it a step further and prove you had too much time on your hands as a kid.


Where the conversation always goes:
Yeah, Doug always wore that green sweater vest and he wore his underwear over his khakis as quailman
Where you can one up them:
In one episode, everybody picked up the hot new magazine off the shelf that featured Doug's outfit, so everybody in school wore it. He hated it, dressed differently the next day for only everybody to now be wearing Skeeter's attire.

Where the conversation always goes:
He had a huge crush on Patti Mayonnaise. And Roger Klotz hated him.
Where you can one up them
Big deal. Doug's least favorite food was liver and onions.

Where the conversation always goes:
His dog was named Pork Chop.

Where you can one up them:
Judy was his sisters name.

That is about as far as your friends can usually reach with Doug. Here are some other random facts in case you get into a heated referencing battle:
The Beets were the equivalent to the Beatles.
Doug had two hit songs: Banging on a Trash Can and Big!
He lived in Bluffington. It was believed to be have founded by a pioneer in BeBe Bluff's family, but they found an old skeleton representing Mr. Dink's body (Doug's neighbor).

And to settle all scores everybody can agree on one thing:
Doug sucked when Disney took over.


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  2. For all intents and purposes. Must have been an oversight.

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