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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The legend of the Quy species

There is a animal who plays cards at a local casino here in St. Louis, Mo that most people will think when done reading this, cannot exist.

This historical figure is known as a Quy. For all purposes, pronounce it like Qwee!

Quy's are built like a 5'3 Asian man who has a language of all of his own.  They literally mumble at the table in vernacular that no ordinary human being could understand.

They is closely related to this species from a long, long time ago from a galaxy far, far away.


He's about their height and instead of equipping himself with a utility belt, Quy chooses the fashionable route.

Since Quy is part of the ewok family, there is likely a Quy in your neighborhood. If you happen to capture a Quy, here are some helpful tips to housebreaking your very on Quy.

-Quy's love having loose change in their fannie packs. It gives them something to count.
-Don't be alarmed if your Quy waddles, they are bow-legged.
-When taking your Quy for a walk, they love to shit on the sidewalk. Bring a bag.
-Your Quy is going to be very frugal and try to pinch every last penny off of you. Rip off your Quy while he takes one of his multiple naps throughout the day.

I hope this post has helped you manage your very own Quy. Good luck, and do remember, Quy's can take down storm troopers, so watch out.

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